My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!